So, on Friday evening we did some back to school shopping, right now thankful for only two children. During the course of events Sarah ran into "Staples" while the kids and I waited in the car, the following is actual dialogue:
Jacob: Dad, what are midgets?
Dad: Midgets are people, just very little.
Jacob: Were they born like us?
Dad: Yes, they were born like us, they just don't grow like us.
Hannah: I want to be a midget
Dad: What? Why?
Hannah: Because midgets don't die.
Dad: what's so bad about dying, you'll be in Heaven.
Hannah: I don't like being...(dramatic pause) dead.
Jacob, Hannah, Dad: Roaring Laughter!!
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